May.
19
Season Preview

Season Preview

Season Preview

Meet the women of Geek Actually in this short excerpt from episodes 1 and 2.

Jun.
07
WTF

Pilot

WTF

Meet your new best girlfriends in this sexy, genre-busting serial that’s all about feminism, friendship, and fandom.

Jun.
14
The Invisible Woman

EPISODE 2

The Invisible Woman

Sparks fly for Christina on set. Taneesha's attempt to speak up at work backfires. Elli's parents issue an ultimatum.

Jun.
21
Boss Battles

EPISODE 3

Boss Battles

Romance may be on the cards for Taneesha. Elli tries to beat the boss at her new job. Aditi tiptoes through a visit from her in-laws.

Jun.
28
The Long Con

EPISODE 4

The Long Con

Michelle, Aditi, and Elli hit Booklovers Con. Things heat up for both Taneesha and Christina.

Jul.
05
Beware Rage Bait

EPISODE 5

Beware Rage Bait

Taneesha decides to exact some revenge. Michelle calls Aditi for some advice.

Jul.
12
Can You Not?

Episode 6

Can You Not?

Michelle does some experimenting. Taneesha finds herself in a disturbing situation.

Jul.
19
Pussy Bites Back

EPISODE 7

Pussy Bites Back

Aditi speaks her mind. Elli sees more of Ruby’s world.

Jul.
26
A Dox on Both Your Houses

EPISODE 8

A Dox on Both Your Houses

Taneesha faces a false accusation. Michelle swallows her pride.

Aug.
02
Aces Wild

EPISODE 9

Aces Wild

Taneesha and Elli make breakthrough discoveries.

Aug.
09
Well, Actually...

EPISODE 10

Well, Actually...

New frontiers for the Rebel Scum.

Aug.
16
It's Not Me, It's You

EPISODE 11

It's Not Me, It's You

Make-ups and break-ups.

Aug.
23
System Failure

EPISODE 12

System Failure

Elli and Michelle each find themselves in uncomfortable situations.

Aug.
30
Squad Goals

EPISODE 13

Squad Goals

Rebel Scum forever.

Pussy Bites Back
EPISODE 7

Pussy Bites Back

Aditi speaks her mind. Elli sees more of Ruby’s world.
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Previously on Geek Actually


#rebelscum

Michelle: Aditi, I’m not trying to get on your case here, but . . .

Aditi: Except that you are.

Aditi: I love you, you know that. And I’m working as hard as I can. Can we please talk about something else?

Elli: Seconded.

Aditi: How are you handling things with Ted leaving, Miche? Do you need anything?

Michelle : Next topic.

Elli : We’re just concerned about you, hon.

Michelle : I’m fine. And I’m not interested in rehashing everything. Life goes on.

Aditi : Unless you’re seven seconds late delivering a puff piece on being a female writer, apparently.

Michelle : That’s business. It’s different. And we’re also talking about a whole other novel, not just a blog post or posts.

Elli : And we’re friends. We care about you. We want to know how you’re doing.

Aditi : Then let’s abandon both topics, shall we? I’m not going to fight with you.

Michelle : Who said I’m fighting??

Aditi : Sigh.

Elli : It’s weird that it’s just the three of us today. Where are Christina and Neesha?

Michelle: I assume Christina is hungover, per usual.

Aditi: Well, she was out pretty late last night . . .

[long pause]

Aditi : This is the point when you beg me to share what I know.

Michelle : Oh, God. She wasn’t arrested, was she?

Aditi : Miche, lighten up. She wasn’t arrested. At least, I don’t think she was . . .

Aditi : Anyway, she was all up in the TMZ pics this morning.

Elli : Christina and Vivi, sittin’ in a tree.

Aditi: They were “snapped by paparazzi” on a date. Christina looked pretty happy.

Michelle : Do you think she—dare I say—loves this girl?

Elli: *Squee*

Michelle : So Christina is sleeping it off, but where’s Neesha? Given what’s going on, I’m worried that she hasn’t checked in.

Aditi : I’ll call her now. AFK.

Elli : Sweetie, are you sure you don’t want to talk about Ted?

Michelle : El, I didn’t want to talk about Ted while we were married. Why would I want to now that we’re getting divorced?

Elli : To vent? Everyone needs that sometimes. Even She-Ra.

Michelle : Thanks, Elli. I know you’re all here for me.

Michelle: And thanks for comparing me to She-Ra!

Elli: Well, I might say you’re more like Frosta, but . . . Welcome!

Aditi : Back. Found her.

Taneesha : Hi y’all.

Michelle : Hey. We were worried about you. You’re never late.

Taneesha : About that . . .

Taneesha is typing

Taneesha: Things have . . . escalated.

Michelle : What now?!?

Taneesha : Things are being delivered. Freaky things. A Barbie doll with a noose around its neck and a steak knife in the belly.

Aditi : What the ever-loving fuck?!!

Elli : Neesha!

Taneesha : Stuff isn’t just showing up at my house, either. The mailroom at Starwisp must think I’m a serial killer.

Michelle: Go to the police.

Taneesha : I did. They don’t seem to care or believe that it’s really a threat.

Aditi : Is it even safe for you to go home??? These people know where you live.

Aditi : At work, you have plenty of other people around. At home, it’s just you.

Taneesha : I’ve been spending a lot of time at Bobby’s the last few days.

Michelle : Can you talk to your HR rep? Maybe hire some security?

Taneesha : That’s the first place I went. And I make a good living, but not enough for a bodyguard.

Michelle : Go back to the police. Show them the packages. Show them everything you have.

Taneesha : Like I said, I already did.

Michelle : They must not understand. Maybe if you explained again . . .

Aditi : Michelle, what is with you lately? LISTEN to people when they talk to you.

Michelle: I AM listening. I’m trying to help.

Elli : Guys, let’s just take a breath. We need to help Taneesha, and arguing certainly won’t.

Taneesha : I appreciate that, El. But you can’t help me. Apparently, no one can.

Aditi : There must be something.

Taneesha : What? I’ve gone through the whole “you’re being harassed” playbook. HR suggested it was a disgruntled ex-boyfriend or some harmless Internet trolls. Because harmless is a box of shit being special delivered to your front door.

Taneesha : I really appreciate your concern, but unfortunately, we all live thousands of miles apart. We can’t have sleepovers or safety pop-ins every day.

Taneesha: Besides, I do have my family here. Bobby’s taking good care of me.

Elli : I do wish we could be there. If I could afford it, I’d fly there right now.

Aditi : I could be there tomorrow, Neesha.

Taneesha : No, Deet, it’s fine. But if there’s anything you can do, I will ask.

Michelle : Promise?

Taneesha : Promise. Listen, I’m behind in everything today thanks to those WoW idiots. I’ve gotta run.

Aditi : Stay in contact, will ya? I want a check-in twice a day.

Taneesha : All right. Later.



ADITI

Aditi pushed back from the computer, rubbing her eyes. She was getting some serious screen fatigue lately, yet accomplishing very little. For a few days there at Booklovers Con, she hadn’t wanted to gouge Michelle’s eyes...

Aditi speaks her mind. Elli sees more of Ruby’s world.
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